Letting A Crush Die on the Vine

Dear B.S.G.,

My problem is that I like this guy but he already has a girlfriend and I don't want to be a man stealer or mess up their relationship by saying something. I mean he doesn't even know that I like him! So how do I get over this guy, and still be happy with my decision?

Confused, Not A Man Stealer

Dear C.N.A.M.S.,

The Bitter Single Guy knows all too well how miserable it can be to love someone from afar (sigh). He knows the stomach butterflies, the inability to concentrate and the sleepless hours thinking about his infatuation.

Fortunately for the B.S.G. however, he is also able to recognize infatuation when he's all up in it. The B.S.G.'s advice is to stay away from this guy, don't express your feelings, and let the crush pass. What's that you say? This is different, you say? This isn't a silly crush, this is LOVE!! Yeah, yeah, whatever. Give it three months and the B.S.G. will eat his words if your crush hasn't chilled.