When You Have Enough Friends

 Dear Bitter Single Guy: About four months ago, I caught my live-in boyfriend of two years cheating on me with one of his "good friends" and we broke up. Since then I love my life without him and I am getting along fabulously!

But he still calls me sometimes and he recently called and whined about how I never call him and that he really values our friendship. I just don't think he can lie to me, cheat on me, dump me, and expect me to still be his friend. Am I being too hard on him? - Do I Need This?

Dear DINT: The Bitter Single Guy is SO pleased that you are SO emotionally advanced that you can even contemplate becoming friends with this Tantalizing Tadpole. Help the BSG understand what qualities he possesses that make you think friendship is the right decision, however. Is it just because he lived in your home and slept in your bed that he becomes automatically worthy of friendship, too? Yeah, the BSG didn't think so, either.

Do what your gut tells you, DIN, tell Tantalizing Tadpole to cram it.