BSG Helps Get Rid of Leftover Love

 Dear Bitter Single Guy: I'm technically single. I broke up with my girlfriend and she took it terribly and still wants to be together, even though I have no interest. Then I had a fling with a female friend, followed later by dating one of my other ex's. Finally, last night I topped it off with a lovely drunken make out session with someone who has liked me for a long time. I wanted to be single for a while so I'm unsure what I should do. BSG will you give me some general advice? -- Missing the Obvious

Dear MTO: Huh? The Bitter Single Guy has read your letter several times and has to say again, with all caring and sensitivity: huh? MTO, the BSG is totally unclear what you're writing about. You begin by saying that you are technically single (the BSG loves when relationships get broken down to the technical parts) then end by saying you want to be single. In the middle, however, you seem hell-bent on dating (or doing) anyone who gets close enough!

Here's the BSG's advice: switch to decaf, learn to meditate, take a yoga class and see your Dr. about the possibility of Adult Attention Deficit Disorder. Yowza MTO, take a deep breath and get a hobby with a slightly lower body count.